7/13/2005

A for Apple, B for Boy, G for Gayness

That's right. G stands for gayness. Why would I say that? Because I FAILED MY G TODAY!!! That was the stupidest test i have ever taken in my life. It was even stupider than the litmus paper test in chemistry or math quizzes in Math 121. The whole point of this test is to show the whole world how anal driving examiners are. C'mon, it's not even a real job. They won't let you speed more than 1km/h more. They stares at you funny. They check if your head can rotate 180 degree to see if there are any cars in your blind spot. They complain when you are too slow too. It's funny how everytime when i did the right thing they never see it. When i forgot one tiny thing, they take a bite on that mistake and won't let go.

I probably sound like a sore loser right now. I know it is my responsibility to understand how ANAL these people are, so i acknowledge the fact that it's all my fault... Next time i'll make sure that i'll do the right thing at the right moment when he is looking. I will not give him anymore excuses to charge me more money, since one test costs $200, including the driving instructor and the rented car. Now i have to go back to work. Yes, i took half a day off too. Time was wasted. Money was wasted. My youth was wasted. 10 days later, i'm gonna do all these things over again. Joy.

7 comments:

Buttug McOysty said...

i sped twice on my G...i didnt get caught
so the lesson learned, G test is to test ur ability to drive illegally but not get caught.
i have the skills, u dont..u gum yu loh HA

Gavo said...

shut up aaron

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! lol i'm gonna laugh at u for sooooo long now...LOL but yea...it's all about how well ur instructor noes the examiner too!! LOL turns out i didn't do the proper checks and he still passed me cuz he knew my instructor...LOL jokes..it's ok don't worrie u'll pass the next time and i noe a couple of ppl who've failed the first time...come on arthur failed the first time (cuz of an incomplete stop) and look at how he drives now...I ACN'T BELIEVE WITH UR SEE LAI driving u failed...WTH did u do wrong? LOL

G. said...

Yay for having only ONE road test. =P Yeah, that's right, Halifax is the best! This is probably one of those times where you'd wish you lived in Halifax. haha

Well, good luck on the retest! I am sure you'll pass this time! =)

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Anonymous said...

hahahaha, oh gavin, pooor u!!! it's okay, u'll get it the second time around, and u drive so carefully too!! haha, it depends on the examiner, sometimes u get really mean ones and that stinks!! hehe, good luck on the next one! :P

Adrian said...

I so don't trust driving on the roads w/ those Halifaxers now...my goodness, it's like a train wreck waiting to happen.

Yea, I passed my G-G-G-G-G license a coupla days ago but just by a hair's breadth...well i dunno - I got a lot of marks docked for driving too SLOWLY :D haha I just really wanted to make sure I was under the speed limit. In fact she told me to drive faster twice on the highway cuz some guy was tailing me :D I proved my pt after the examination was over by tearing it up at 160 after I passed :D WOOT WOOT!

Sometimes they r quite pedantic over the smallest things like making sure u check left, right center at every intersection even when it's clearly deserted (I took mine in sauga) Most of the time I think they just don't catch where ur looking at so u have to make all ur blind spot checks very obvious. And it doesn't hurt to try to create a conversation w/ them, that's what I did :D Give them an impression that your a responsible driver n they'll be more inclined to pass u...or u could just charm them :D