Housemate #1
HM #1: Hey, you're here!
HM #2: Ya, nice to see you.
HM #1: You're here for dinner with Gavin?
HM #2: ???
HM #1: Oh I forgot. You live here.
Housemate #2
HM #2: Gavin, do you know how to use conditioner?
Me: I don't really use them. I just use 2 in 1.
HM #2: Freakin guy, I dunno how to use it.
Me: Why all of a sudden you need to use conditioner?
HM #2: 'Cause the lady's back from her trip. I need to look good. (he said it with a straight face.)
Me: ... alrite then, I guess you need to be a pretty boy to impress her.
HM #2: Hey! I used to be a pretty boy when I was younger, now I got big (muscles).
Me: You'll always be a pretty boy. Hope you can read.
Me: (made fun of HM #2 and his girlfriend)
HM #2: Gavin, you know what?
Me: What?
HM #2: You're the b____ of the house.
Me: (jaw dropped)
Housemate #3
HM #3: I'll be productive this summer!
Me: Good for you!
(10 seconds later)
HM #3: zzz...
The above situations might be a little bit exaggerated but... nah... close enough.
2 comments:
alrite...let's see how well i can read these housemates of mine...i'm guessing HM#1 = jon lee, HM#2 = gideon, HM#3 = edmond...
reasoning is HM#1 is new as well so he mite not know that HM#2 aka gideon also lived there...HM#2 which is gideon always wants to be a pretty boy and 'thinks' he has big muscles...and HM#3 say edmond has said the WHOLE YEAR that he's gonna work, but always sleeps, and is the ONLY ONE in the whole house that can completely sleep thru his alarm clock...
gavin tell me if i'm right or wrong...
btw ENGLAND ALL THE WAY!
crap nvm...reverse HM#1 and 2...so HM#2 = jon lee, HM#1 is gideon cuz jon lee is the one with a ladyfriend hehe
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